1 00:00:04,196 --> 00:00:05,896 Okay, the girls are asleep. 2 00:00:05,989 --> 00:00:08,841 I can't believe how long it took Kyle and Ryan to get them home. 3 00:00:09,068 --> 00:00:10,175 Oh, I can. 4 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:11,735 They were having way too much fun in that tent. 5 00:00:11,754 --> 00:00:15,163 It's kind of weird when the toddlers are the ones going, 6 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,516 "Can't we go home now?" 7 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:20,777 Kyle has an innocence about him, which I happen to love. 8 00:00:20,779 --> 00:00:22,579 You know, a lot of guys would've thought it was weird 9 00:00:22,672 --> 00:00:25,098 -to start dating me after dating my sister. -Mm-hmm. 10 00:00:25,251 --> 00:00:27,675 Wait... what? 11 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:31,271 Well, you know, it's not as outrageous as it sounds. 12 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,591 Kris dated Ryan and then they broke up... 13 00:00:34,610 --> 00:00:36,276 Yeah, and then Dad tried to set up Mandy and Kyle. 14 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,944 And then Kyle started dating Kris. 15 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,204 And then Ryan came back and Mandy dated Kyle. 16 00:00:39,431 --> 00:00:40,522 And then Ryan went back to dating Kris. 17 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,115 -And then I dated Kyle... -BOTH: What? 18 00:00:42,268 --> 00:00:43,767 No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 19 00:00:43,786 --> 00:00:44,543 (laughing) 20 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:46,119 Well, one thing's for sure, 21 00:00:46,272 --> 00:00:47,546 Kyle was bound to be a Baxter. 22 00:00:47,773 --> 00:00:48,939 Because I think we all know 23 00:00:48,957 --> 00:00:50,532 who he's really in love with, you know? 24 00:00:50,626 --> 00:00:52,943 BOTH: Dad. 25 00:00:53,036 --> 00:00:54,553 Where'd he go? 26 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,221 Oh, that's his superpower. 27 00:00:56,373 --> 00:00:59,600 He can escape conversations in a single bound. 28 00:01:01,044 --> 00:01:03,353 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:10,460 Mike, where are you? 30 00:01:10,479 --> 00:01:12,462 -Mike. Mi... Oh, God! -Right here. 31 00:01:12,481 --> 00:01:14,740 Mike. (sighs) 32 00:01:14,967 --> 00:01:17,317 Well, I was hoping to find you in here. Just, it's... 33 00:01:17,469 --> 00:01:19,578 -it's been such a great night and... -Yeah. 34 00:01:19,729 --> 00:01:21,638 I wanted more of it. 35 00:01:21,657 --> 00:01:23,990 With you, with you. I mean, 36 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,826 gosh, how lucky are we? 37 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,144 -Very lucky. -Yeah. 38 00:01:27,162 --> 00:01:28,403 Well, you know what I was doing, 39 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,904 I was clearing out my glove compartment 40 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:33,408 to make room for something that's really important to me. 41 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,335 That's very sweet, 42 00:01:35,487 --> 00:01:38,079 but, honestly, I don't think I'd fit in there. 43 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:40,674 -Remember the guy I bought the truck from? -Yeah. 44 00:01:40,826 --> 00:01:42,618 -Well, he died. -Oh. 45 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:45,753 Well, I don't think he'd fit in there, either. 46 00:01:45,848 --> 00:01:47,514 Actually he was cremated, so I think 47 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:48,941 there would be room for him in there. 48 00:01:49,168 --> 00:01:50,275 Mm, all right. Touché. 49 00:01:50,427 --> 00:01:52,352 I talked to his family and they found a box 50 00:01:52,504 --> 00:01:54,446 of all the original paperwork on this truck, 51 00:01:54,598 --> 00:01:58,024 and in there was the original bill of sale. 52 00:01:58,177 --> 00:02:00,177 Wow, wow. 53 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:03,288 The original bill of sale. 54 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:04,865 This is what I love about you. 55 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,516 You get excited for stuff for me even though 56 00:02:06,535 --> 00:02:08,627 you have no idea what I'm talking about. 57 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:12,372 Look, I-I may not know all the little nitty-gritty details, 58 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:16,301 but I do sincerely love this truck. 59 00:02:16,528 --> 00:02:18,528 She loves you back. Don't you, baby? 60 00:02:18,622 --> 00:02:20,139 Don't you, baby? 61 00:02:20,366 --> 00:02:22,141 You know what, anything that makes you happy 62 00:02:22,292 --> 00:02:24,201 -makes me happy, mm. -Mm. 63 00:02:24,294 --> 00:02:25,719 Well, this makes me really happy, not just happy. 64 00:02:25,871 --> 00:02:27,962 'Cause it's, like, the final piece of the puzzle 65 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:30,374 to make this a perfect restoration. 66 00:02:30,392 --> 00:02:33,043 It's like the final brushstrokes of the Sistine Chapel. 67 00:02:33,136 --> 00:02:34,561 Mm, well, well, hey, 68 00:02:34,713 --> 00:02:36,655 I mean, the Sistine Chapel's pretty great, 69 00:02:36,806 --> 00:02:39,383 but it didn't drive the two of us to Grand Lake. 70 00:02:39,401 --> 00:02:40,826 -To Grand Lake. What a trip, what a trip. -Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:41,053 --> 00:02:42,810 -(phone vibrates) -Well, ooh, ooh, ooh. 72 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,812 Emailed me back. 73 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,224 Looks like they're gonna say yes. 74 00:02:47,317 --> 00:02:48,816 No, no. 75 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,244 What? What's the matter? What, do they want more money? 76 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:52,987 No, they sold it to somebody else. 77 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,989 What?! I mean, who-who would want this? 78 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:57,992 You said it wasn't worth anything to anybody else. 79 00:02:58,086 --> 00:02:59,252 I'll give you a hint. 80 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,587 (imitates Joe): He talks like this. He comes over 81 00:03:00,739 --> 00:03:02,472 and he always makes a noise like that. 82 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,726 Buzz Lightyear with a cold? 83 00:03:09,264 --> 00:03:11,915 So the monkey says, "You put it in, you pull it out." 84 00:03:12,008 --> 00:03:13,600 (laughter) 85 00:03:13,752 --> 00:03:15,843 -Ah, that's a... Oh. -(Joe whistling a tune) 86 00:03:15,938 --> 00:03:17,529 Good morning, Baxter. 87 00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:20,440 I was just out in the parking lot admiring your truck. 88 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,850 Uh, amazing restoration. 89 00:03:22,945 --> 00:03:25,853 But it's just so close to perfect. 90 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,113 Great jokes, great jokes. 91 00:03:27,266 --> 00:03:28,356 Before you get any more jokes, remember, 92 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,600 that chin makes a really big target. 93 00:03:31,603 --> 00:03:33,620 How did you even know about the bill of sale? 94 00:03:33,772 --> 00:03:35,439 You blabbed about it as soon as you heard from them. 95 00:03:35,457 --> 00:03:37,031 You talk about finishing that truck 96 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,199 more than you talk about your kids. 97 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,609 I talk about my kids a lot. 98 00:03:39,628 --> 00:03:41,327 They just don't win as many awards as the truck. 99 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,446 Why do you want the bill of sale? 100 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:44,556 Uh, I think it's obvious, isn't it? 101 00:03:44,783 --> 00:03:46,708 (scoffs) 102 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,286 You want it because I want it. 103 00:03:49,304 --> 00:03:51,471 Whoa, are we in a church basement? 104 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:55,383 'Cause I think I just heard somebody yell, "Bingo!" 105 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,069 All right, all right, all right. 106 00:03:57,296 --> 00:03:58,904 How much do you want? 107 00:03:59,131 --> 00:04:01,298 You know, I mean, come on, 108 00:04:01,391 --> 00:04:03,817 I mean, to find the original bill of sale 109 00:04:03,969 --> 00:04:06,912 for a vehicle that old-- that's-that's... 110 00:04:07,063 --> 00:04:09,656 that's very rare. 111 00:04:09,808 --> 00:04:11,416 I understand that, you viper. 112 00:04:11,568 --> 00:04:14,311 Okay, look, just to get this over with, 113 00:04:14,329 --> 00:04:16,088 I'll go to my maximum amount. 114 00:04:16,315 --> 00:04:18,740 I'll give you... I will give you $500. 115 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:20,500 (inhales sharply) 116 00:04:20,652 --> 00:04:22,152 Got to say no. 117 00:04:22,245 --> 00:04:25,013 S... Seven fifty. 118 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:28,508 That's not what I'm thinking. 119 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:30,510 All right, all right, all right, all right, I give up. 120 00:04:30,662 --> 00:04:32,345 Cut the crap, you win, you win. Go ahead, you win. 121 00:04:32,498 --> 00:04:33,939 What do you want? How much do you want for it? 122 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:35,165 I want nothing. 123 00:04:35,258 --> 00:04:36,608 I want to give it to you. 124 00:04:40,856 --> 00:04:44,007 What kind of a sick game is this? 125 00:04:44,026 --> 00:04:45,266 Look... 126 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,844 every time you look at that truck, 127 00:04:47,863 --> 00:04:50,697 you're gonna remember that it was finally completely restored 128 00:04:50,849 --> 00:04:54,293 -by your best friend Joe. -No, no, no, no.... 129 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,943 (laughs) 130 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,796 $10,000. 131 00:04:57,947 --> 00:04:59,947 It's our bond, for life. 132 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,282 20 grand? 133 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:03,026 -Eh... -Here you go, Mikey boy. 134 00:05:03,045 --> 00:05:05,211 Huh? That's my new best friend name for you. 135 00:05:05,364 --> 00:05:08,140 And you can call me Joey boy. (chuckles) 136 00:05:09,201 --> 00:05:12,311 I-I would give you $50,000. 137 00:05:15,874 --> 00:05:18,892 That was such a nice dinner tonight, hon. Thank you. 138 00:05:19,044 --> 00:05:21,803 Listen, you deserve to have me make your dinner every night. 139 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,655 Not gonna happen, but you deserve it. 140 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:24,990 Aw. 141 00:05:25,217 --> 00:05:27,326 Well, uh, as much as I'd like to think it was me, 142 00:05:27,553 --> 00:05:30,236 I'd bet it has more to do with your truck and her... 143 00:05:30,389 --> 00:05:32,814 original bill of sale. 144 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:33,999 (Mike laughs) 145 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:36,150 Wow, sexy pickup truck talk. 146 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,170 It's getting to be quite a night, huh? 147 00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:41,231 You know, I don't want to jinx anything, 148 00:05:41,249 --> 00:05:44,009 but everything has just been so perfect lately. 149 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,178 MIKE: You know what's perfect? 150 00:05:46,329 --> 00:05:50,098 -(water running) -This shower's got room for two people. 151 00:05:56,615 --> 00:05:58,005 That worked? 152 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,100 -(alarm wailing in distance) -VANESSA: Oh, great. 153 00:06:00,252 --> 00:06:02,527 It's bedtime and some idiot's alarm is going off. 154 00:06:02,679 --> 00:06:04,104 MIKE: Coming through. That's not an idiot. 155 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,772 That's my car alarm. That's the truck. 156 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,592 What? What, aren't you gonna go down and turn it off? 157 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:10,202 No need to go down there. 158 00:06:10,429 --> 00:06:12,746 It's driving down the street. 159 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,190 VANESSA: How could somebody 160 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,043 steal a truck that quickly? 161 00:06:18,194 --> 00:06:19,619 I agree with Officer King. 162 00:06:19,771 --> 00:06:21,287 It was obviously professionals. 163 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,956 Yeah, maybe if I had professionals 164 00:06:23,108 --> 00:06:25,083 put my car alarm on, that would've worked. 165 00:06:25,235 --> 00:06:26,626 The alarm worked. 166 00:06:26,778 --> 00:06:29,946 -I-I heard it all the way over at my house. -I-I know. 167 00:06:30,039 --> 00:06:32,282 I'm sorry, I'm-I'm just so angry. 168 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,558 Yeah, I know this is hard, Baxter. 169 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:34,784 Yeah, I'm sorry, honey. 170 00:06:34,803 --> 00:06:36,377 I know how much that truck meant to you. 171 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,622 I've had that truck ten years. 172 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,441 That's longer than I've done improvement on this home. 173 00:06:42,552 --> 00:06:45,645 But, I mean, wasn't there some-some kind 174 00:06:45,797 --> 00:06:47,906 -of tracking device you guys installed? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 175 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:49,241 Yeah, but... 176 00:06:49,468 --> 00:06:51,243 -But what? -We're getting no GPS signal, 177 00:06:51,394 --> 00:06:53,537 which means somehow they figured out how to disable it? 178 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:55,730 Yeah, well, meaning what? 179 00:06:55,824 --> 00:06:57,474 Meaning the truck is no longer 180 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:59,142 on the network. 181 00:06:59,161 --> 00:07:01,144 Stupid network. 182 00:07:01,237 --> 00:07:04,548 Stupid, stupid network. 183 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,092 Well, may-maybe there's another network 184 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:08,677 you could find it on. 185 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,504 It's not the way it works, honey. 186 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,516 Actually, I've heard of that happening before. 187 00:07:15,661 --> 00:07:17,727 I'm not holding my breath. 188 00:07:23,168 --> 00:07:24,425 KRISTIN: Okay, thank you, 189 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:25,944 Officer. 190 00:07:26,171 --> 00:07:27,446 -Nothing yet. -(both sigh) 191 00:07:27,597 --> 00:07:30,782 They say only one in five stolen cars gets recovered. 192 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:33,267 But that's just cars. 193 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,954 Maybe trucks are different. 194 00:07:36,181 --> 00:07:37,622 We are gonna beat those odds. 195 00:07:37,774 --> 00:07:39,015 (sighs) Uh, where's Dad? 196 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,500 We want to give him our social media update. 197 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:42,109 Uh, in a helicopter. Apparently he has a friend 198 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,020 who works for traffic for Channel Five. 199 00:07:44,039 --> 00:07:45,689 Oh, Channel Seven is way better. 200 00:07:45,707 --> 00:07:48,592 They have that Accu-Traffic Meter. But this is good. 201 00:07:49,528 --> 00:07:50,635 So, what's the update? 202 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:54,197 Um, well, we posted photos on both of our profiles. 203 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:56,141 And so far, people have 204 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:58,868 zero trucks to give. 205 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:01,062 Get it? 206 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:03,798 Yes, that's hilarious. 207 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,817 You know... wh... You know what, just-just, um, put a picture 208 00:08:05,969 --> 00:08:08,970 -of the truck on the Outdoor Man Twitter feed. -Okay. 209 00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:11,698 Told you she wouldn't like the "zero trucks" thing. 210 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,067 So, Joe. 211 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:16,328 -What are we looking at? -Really? 212 00:08:16,555 --> 00:08:19,146 Look, I know you grew up with GPS on your phone, 213 00:08:19,241 --> 00:08:21,750 but this is what the rest of us call a map. 214 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,152 Okay, uh, what are the pins for? 215 00:08:25,247 --> 00:08:27,580 Okay, the pins represent every chop shop 216 00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:29,174 in the Denver area, okay? 217 00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:31,843 If your dad's truck is being stripped down for parts, 218 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:33,570 it's at one of these pins. 219 00:08:33,663 --> 00:08:36,664 -Nice work, Joe. Yes. -Well, hey, it... 220 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,091 I take it personally, you know? 221 00:08:38,243 --> 00:08:39,759 I mean, the bill of sale I gave him is in that truck. 222 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,413 It was the symbol of our union and somebody stole our union. 223 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:47,400 Yeah. I think that's what he's most upset about. 224 00:08:49,588 --> 00:08:51,530 -Oh... yeah. -Hey. 225 00:08:51,757 --> 00:08:54,274 -Still no IDs from Mike's surveillance cameras. -Oh, man. 226 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,776 Those guys wore masks, they were fast, 227 00:08:56,928 --> 00:08:58,428 they were good. 228 00:08:58,446 --> 00:09:00,597 Uh, how are Ryan and Kyle doing with their podcast? 229 00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:02,615 Well, I disapprove of the term "nerd alert," 230 00:09:02,768 --> 00:09:06,002 -but they are literally alerting the nerds. -Hm. 231 00:09:07,122 --> 00:09:08,213 (imitates siren) 232 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,383 Emergency pod, emergency pod. 233 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:15,278 This is Ry-Ry and Ky-Ky, the Sci-Fi Guy-Guys, 234 00:09:15,371 --> 00:09:16,963 coming at you with a live podcast. 235 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,465 If you are anywhere within the sound of my voice, 236 00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:22,043 we are looking for a green 1956 237 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,787 F100 pickup. 238 00:09:23,805 --> 00:09:25,730 And if you have any information on the whereabouts 239 00:09:25,882 --> 00:09:27,882 of this truck, you will be rewarded 240 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,111 with an autographed copy of volume one, issue 22 241 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:33,313 of Dr. Calamity. 242 00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:37,117 BOTH (Russian accent): "Diagnosis Chaos." 243 00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:40,303 Okay, listen up, guys, listen. 244 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:42,305 Yeah, I'm putting out a press release 245 00:09:42,398 --> 00:09:44,416 for the safe return of Mike's truck. 246 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,826 Oh, well, that's very nice of you, Ed. 247 00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:48,587 -But, wow! -Mm-hmm. 248 00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:50,589 I mean, that, this is a heck of a lot of money. 249 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,982 Don't worry, I'm not gonna give it to them. 250 00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:56,077 No, the reward is to lure the thieves here. 251 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,929 -Mm-hmm. -Right? And then... 252 00:09:58,156 --> 00:09:59,672 beat the crap out of them, because they're not gonna 253 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,749 -get away with this... -Okay, Ed, Ed, listen, listen. 254 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:03,343 I-I know you're trying to help, 255 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,495 but, um, generally, rewards just tend to... 256 00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:07,831 well, they lead to false tips, you know? 257 00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:10,925 -Oh, right. -Yeah, Ed, maybe-maybe you can get some of your friends 258 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,169 to help, you know? 259 00:10:13,262 --> 00:10:16,005 You know, people who know people. 260 00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:17,431 You know what I mean? 261 00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:20,118 Chuck, that offends me. That's really offens... 262 00:10:20,311 --> 00:10:22,195 What makes you think I know the kind 263 00:10:22,347 --> 00:10:23,622 of people that you're describing? 264 00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:26,032 -Hey, man, I-I... -I mean, it's, yeah, right, sure. 265 00:10:26,184 --> 00:10:27,108 Yeah, yeah. 266 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,501 I'll give them a call. 267 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,524 Sweetheart, sweetheart, come on. 268 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:35,467 You got to try to relax. 269 00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:36,801 Just, why don't you go do something, 270 00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:37,802 take your mind off it? 271 00:10:38,029 --> 00:10:39,362 Great. You know what I'm gonna do? 272 00:10:39,381 --> 00:10:40,380 I'm gonna head out and work on my truck. 273 00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:42,048 Oh, wait a minute. 274 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,976 Stop. Come on, you... look, you've barely eaten, 275 00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:46,311 you haven't slept. 276 00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:48,054 I-I mean, I'm-I'm worried about you. 277 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,206 Something I love in my life has been taken from me, 278 00:10:50,299 --> 00:10:51,724 and I just want to know what happened to it. That's it, 279 00:10:51,877 --> 00:10:53,393 that's it, I just want to know what's going on with it. 280 00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:54,878 -All right, all right. -(knock on door) 281 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,713 -That's Chuck. Hold on a second. -Okay. 282 00:10:56,731 --> 00:10:58,548 -Hey, Chuck, come on in. -Hey, Baxter, Vanessa. -Hey, hi. Yeah. 283 00:10:58,641 --> 00:11:01,401 Listen, I don't like the look on your face, unless you're 284 00:11:01,553 --> 00:11:03,644 messing with me. Please say you're messing with me. 285 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:07,724 I talked to my buddy over at the Denver PD. 286 00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:09,909 Saw some surveillance footage of your truck being 287 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,745 pulled into a chop shop yesterday. 288 00:11:12,898 --> 00:11:15,507 They raided the place. It's gone. 289 00:11:16,735 --> 00:11:18,401 -Sorry, Baxter. -I-I appreciate 290 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:20,494 -you doing all the work. -Well, thanks. Thanks for coming. 291 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,739 -Thanks. -Yeah. See you guys later. Bye. 292 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:25,016 Okay. 293 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,337 -At least I know. -All right, well, 294 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,673 um, uh, can I-can I do something for you? 295 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:35,360 -Uh, you want to-you want to take a walk or, uh, have a beer? -Uh... 296 00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:37,437 Uh, you know, hey, look, w-why don't we sit down. 297 00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:39,531 Let's just sit down in silence. Come on, we'll sit down. 298 00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:42,367 We'll sit here in, uh, in, uh, in total silence. 299 00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:45,428 Just right here like this. Okay. (clears throat) 300 00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:48,206 You know, I'm not very good at this. I'm just... 301 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,375 All right. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. 302 00:11:50,485 --> 00:11:51,951 I'm trying. I'll do it. Okay. 303 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,045 I'm okay. 304 00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:55,438 Oh, Mike, come on, it's me. 305 00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:57,106 You don't have to pretend. Come on. 306 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,200 No, I don't know why, but... 307 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,110 I'm okay with this. 308 00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:02,554 -I'm okay. -Really? 309 00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:03,963 Yeah. 310 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,372 All right, well, good, good. 311 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,642 I-I'm glad you're okay. Good. 312 00:12:10,288 --> 00:12:11,688 Because I am not! 313 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,611 You know, I don't know why, but I'm okay with that, too. 314 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,061 Honey, what's going on? 315 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,322 I'm upset about the truck, too. 316 00:12:29,474 --> 00:12:32,158 I mean, I-I was so worried about you before 317 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,735 that I-I ignored my own feelings, and then I... 318 00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:37,163 I don't know, it all just rushed in. 319 00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:38,739 You really liked that truck? 320 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,425 You know, my memory serves, it was always you going, 321 00:12:40,576 --> 00:12:43,762 "Dinner's ready. Enough with the truck." 322 00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:46,413 No, no, no, no. But then, sometimes 323 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,342 we'd wind up sitting out there together, 324 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,828 -and, uh, and we'd talk. -Mm-hmm. 325 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:53,271 I don't know, something about the... 326 00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,665 the engine fumes opened you up. 327 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,333 Well, if you enjoyed those conversations, 328 00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:59,352 I'm sure the brain damage is worth it. 329 00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:01,521 Uh, you know, but it wasn't just being with you 330 00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:03,006 when you worked on it. 331 00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,191 I mean, when you... when you traveled for Outdoor Man, 332 00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:07,510 I would... I would... I would sit out there 333 00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,603 and just, um, just listen to the radio. 334 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,605 It's a great radio. It's vintage, you know. 335 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,941 Rounded fronts, sits right under the ashtray there. 336 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,276 Or used to. 337 00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:17,278 I felt close to you. (chuckles) 338 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:19,798 I mean, just, uh, listening to our old songs 339 00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:22,025 and having a glass of wine, it just, 340 00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:23,968 it felt like I was with you. 341 00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:25,452 And then, uh... 342 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,122 (sighs) I mean, now it's gone. 343 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,367 So you-you drank in my truck? 344 00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:33,202 The point is 345 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:34,837 the truck mattered to me, too. 346 00:13:34,889 --> 00:13:38,875 And, I mean, not just to me but to-to the whole family. 347 00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:42,061 So, everybody was drinking in the truck? 348 00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:44,138 Honey, look, I'm-I'm glad... I'm glad you're okay. 349 00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:45,657 -Really, really, I am, but... -I am. 350 00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:48,718 but I'm just saying, it's gonna take the rest of us 351 00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:50,328 a-a little time. 352 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,832 Huh. So my... my truck gets stolen, 353 00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:56,334 and I got to make everybody else feel good. 354 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,988 (indistinct chatter) 355 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,565 Oh, oh. Hey, Joe. 356 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:05,084 -Hiya. Thanks for coming. -I'm sorry for your loss. 357 00:14:05,236 --> 00:14:06,569 -You know, it was just... -Well... 358 00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:08,996 Feels like I'm at the age now where all I do 359 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:12,592 -is go to truck memorials. -Right. Come on in. 360 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,352 -RYAN: Hey, hey, oh. Sorry I'm late. -Oh, hey. Hi. 361 00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:17,021 -I had to, uh, drop the girls at the sitter. -Oh, well, don't worry, 362 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,172 we haven't started yet. 363 00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:19,524 -Oh, good. Okay. -All right. 364 00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:23,436 Uh, so we're all here for a memorial for a truck? 365 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,845 Well, uh, yeah. 366 00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:26,847 When you lose something important, 367 00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:29,108 it can sometimes be hard to deal with, and... 368 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,536 and Mike thought this might be a good chance 369 00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:33,037 for everyone to say goodbye. 370 00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:35,281 But it's a truck. 371 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,524 Yeah, well, don't-don't think of it as a truck. 372 00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:40,378 Think of it as something this group was involved with 373 00:14:40,605 --> 00:14:43,047 for ten years. I mean, look, Mike may have been in charge, 374 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,108 but-but we all played a part. 375 00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:47,368 Eh, seems like a stretch. 376 00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:50,630 All right, well, we're doing this, so get over it. 377 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:54,133 Hey, everybody, come on, uh, come on, please take your seats. 378 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,968 -Good. -Uh, come on, let's sit down, everybody. Come on, you guys. 379 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,470 -Hey. Hi. -Hey, hey, hey. Hi. 380 00:14:57,622 --> 00:14:59,288 I really appreciate you guys coming in. 381 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:00,957 This is just a little memory session, 382 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,383 kind of say... say goodbye to something 383 00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:04,068 that's been part of our lives for ten years. 384 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,904 And anybody who wants to start, 385 00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:07,980 just no bummers, no bummers, all uplifting. 386 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,407 -Anything? Kyle. -Uh... 387 00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:12,243 -All right. I'll go. -Good. 388 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:13,819 Nope, not ready. 389 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,489 Kris, come on, something about the truck. 390 00:15:16,641 --> 00:15:18,917 Oh, yeah, um, okay. I'll always remember that truck, 391 00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:21,235 -because it reminds me of Dad. -(Mike chuckles) 392 00:15:21,362 --> 00:15:22,995 It was hard to get started, uh, 393 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,148 and real loud once it did. 394 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,816 There you go. All right. 395 00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,501 Um, okay. 396 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,504 At first, I didn't care about this truck, 397 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,581 and then I... saw how much effort you put into it 398 00:15:34,676 --> 00:15:36,993 (crying): and how much it meant to you... 399 00:15:37,011 --> 00:15:38,252 No bummers! No... Hey! 400 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,271 -No bummers! -Okay, okay! 401 00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:41,180 (sighs) 402 00:15:41,332 --> 00:15:43,683 It was a pretty green. 403 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,902 Wasn't it? 404 00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:49,355 Hey. Uh, when I first moved here, 405 00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:52,008 I was scared to talk to Mr. Baxter. 406 00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:53,600 But then Mandy told me, 407 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,846 "If you can't think of something to talk about with my dad... 408 00:15:56,864 --> 00:15:59,273 ask him about his truck." 409 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,460 Until yesterday, that was good advice. 410 00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:03,461 Thanks. 411 00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:06,130 -(clears throat) -All right, Kyle. 412 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,666 Still not ready. 413 00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:11,527 Okay, all right, all right, um... 414 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,454 I got to admit I never got along with Baxter 415 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,456 till we started working on that truck. 416 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,899 -What? -Yeah. 417 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,352 I'm gonna miss that truck. 418 00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:23,648 -(clears throat) I'll go. -Oh, okay. Ed. 419 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:27,226 I, uh, learned long ago that vehicles come and go, 420 00:16:27,378 --> 00:16:30,137 and-and it's best not to get attached 421 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,048 to any particular one. 422 00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:36,119 -MIKE: Right. -I broke the rule with this one. 423 00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:40,239 Oh, uh... 424 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,667 yeah, it was a nice truck. 425 00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:46,546 Large carbon footprint. 426 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,582 -But, uh... -(Kristin chuckles) 427 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,658 yeah, it was a nice truck. 428 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,512 As many of you know... 429 00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:58,241 I provided the final, perfect piece to this project. 430 00:16:58,259 --> 00:17:00,259 Although it's over now, 431 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,912 the bond I formed with Mike... 432 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,005 will last forever. 433 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:08,675 Actually, they stole that, too, Joe. Now, sit down. 434 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,046 All right, Kyle, you get one more chance, so let's go. 435 00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,532 Three, two, one. Go, baby. 436 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,685 I don't want it to be gone. 437 00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:21,764 -So that's it? We should go eat? -VANESSA: uh, no, no, no. 438 00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,207 Wait, there's, uh, there's one more. 439 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,768 -Just, uh, here we go. -Oh. 440 00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,270 -Hey, Eve! -OTHERS: Hi! Eve! 441 00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:29,380 (laughs): Hey, everybody! 442 00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,365 Hi, guys! 443 00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:33,051 Hey, Dad. 444 00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:34,960 I'm sorry I couldn't be there. 445 00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:36,703 I-I really, really wanted to be. 446 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,723 Mom, could you... could you stop shaking the screen? 447 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:41,225 -I mean, I'm getting really nauseous. -Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry, I'm... 448 00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:42,894 -(sighs) -I'm just a little emotional. 449 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,378 Go ahead. Sorry. (sniffles) 450 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,289 I just want to say that... 451 00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:48,232 I loved that truck, too. 452 00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:51,486 I don't really show emotion much... 453 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,797 ...ever, but... 454 00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:59,118 ...I'm gonna really miss working on it with you. 455 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,999 Those were some of the best times of my life. 456 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,920 ♪ ♪ 457 00:18:09,147 --> 00:18:10,496 EVE: So yeah, 458 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,498 that's pretty much what I've been up to. 459 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,409 -I can't believe you broke the sound barrier. -I know. I mean, 460 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,486 I've broken wind, I've-I've shattered glass, 461 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,764 but I've never broken the sound barrier. 462 00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:24,677 Anyway, I got to get up at 0500, and for you civilians, 463 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,679 -that's early. -(Mike chuckles) 464 00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,255 All right. Well, love you, sweetie. 465 00:18:28,349 --> 00:18:30,424 -Go save America. We love you so much. -Yeah. 466 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,426 Hey, Kyle, come on, baby. It's time to go. 467 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,354 KYLE: Okay, uh, ten more minutes. 468 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,898 That's what you said ten minutes ago. 469 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,676 RYAN: Yeah, but we mean it this time! 470 00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:43,863 -(groans) -God, I can't believe you used to date both of them. 471 00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,941 So you think you're gonna find another car to work on? 472 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,109 I don't know, I don't know. 473 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,036 Maybe. Maybe not. 474 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,948 Right now I just want to enjoy this moment 475 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,375 with all of you. 476 00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:58,043 Mm. 477 00:18:58,196 --> 00:18:59,804 (crickets chirping) 478 00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:01,455 Come on. 479 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,683 ♪ ♪ 480 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,888 (Kristin laughing) 481 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,130 MIKE: What's so funny? 482 00:19:10,224 --> 00:19:11,540 MANDY: You don't want to know. 483 00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:13,225 MIKE: Probably not. 484 00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:16,879 Ooh. That... Yeah, mm-hmm. 485 00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:19,073 ♪ ♪ 486 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,976 All right, I'm heading out. 487 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,553 Need a lift? 488 00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:26,146 Uh, no, thanks, I... 489 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,315 I-I've got my wife's minivan. 490 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,559 -Don't make any jokes. -No, that's all right. 491 00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:34,321 In my day, driving a van meant you were cool. 492 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,417 -Yeah? -Yeah, that or a serial killer. 493 00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,011 See you tomorrow? 494 00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:42,513 -Hmm? -Okay. 495 00:19:43,408 --> 00:19:44,724 Uh... 496 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,688 ♪ ♪ 497 00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:00,940 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 498 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,943 with a big thank-you to everyone who's watched these vlogs, 499 00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:06,429 all 194 of them. 500 00:20:06,447 --> 00:20:08,764 I'm not gonna lie-- you got great taste. 501 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,599 But I also wanted to thank everyone who's not watching, 502 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,935 because they're probably out making something, 503 00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:15,938 building something, doing something, fixing something. 504 00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:18,549 For too many people, the only thing they know 505 00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:20,051 is how to make an excuse. 506 00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:22,369 "It was too hard." "Didn't feel good." 507 00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:24,463 "They sent the wrong part." (chuckles) 508 00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:27,558 I've been thinking a lot about makers and takers, you know? 509 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,544 Because I had something very valuable taken from me. 510 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,621 Somebody took my truck. 511 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:37,476 Ten years of attention to detail-- poof, gone. 512 00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:41,814 It's an empty feeling, like when John Elway retired. 513 00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:44,575 Wow. Am I sad? Yeah, I'm sad. 514 00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:47,578 And I did what I always do when I get sad: eat some pork 515 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:49,822 and remember Ronald Reagan-- 516 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,415 the Gipper-- and the verse he quoted 517 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:55,378 when he lost the 1976 GOP nomination. 518 00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:59,148 "Though I am hurt, I am not slain. 519 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:02,260 "I lay me down to bleed a while. 520 00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:04,637 Then I'll rise and fight again." 521 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,823 I loved every moment of that show... 522 00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:09,416 I mean truck. 523 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,511 It was a classic from a simpler, happier time. 524 00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,514 You know... the truck. 525 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,975 And that's something that can't be stolen from me. 526 00:21:18,202 --> 00:21:22,062 What kind of punks steal other people's stuff? 527 00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:24,356 Make something yourself, men. 528 00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:26,675 My mother was right. She always quoted 529 00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:28,953 this famous comedian-- and I can't remember his name-- 530 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:30,621 who said, "Men are pigs. 531 00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:32,272 (snorting): Oh, oh, oh." 532 00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:33,774 Baxter out. 533 00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:35,534 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 534 00:21:35,686 --> 00:21:37,110 and TOYOTA. 535 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,779 (chicken clucks) 536 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,132 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org